The Humanoids have learned a great deal about how our human nervous system works and undoubtedly they will move on to the other systems. But now I wonder...who's the next subject on their list?" (Dr. Bruce Grey)

INCOMING MESSAGE FROM HUMANOIDS:
Humans, we have completed our first round of experiments with great success! Only 6 injections were required to turn Dr. Kovac into a bird. Not that there's anything wrong with birds...

While we Humanoids are vastly more intelligent than you humans, we were impressed with Dr. Kovac's ability to answer our questions. Of course we tricked him into revealing too much and will use that information to improve our 'de-evolution drug'.

And now it is time to introduce a cherished part of our Humanoid technology...the remote-controlled probe. Injected into the human body, it conducts billions of scientific tests per second and then transmits the data to our computers. In a few moments we can have a complete analysis of any part of the body. Usually we are not overly impressed with your simplistic anatomy and physiology.

Right then. Guards! Bring in Dr. Tyndall. (Password: tyndall)